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Feb 7, 2004
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Woman: Oh, this card is perfect for my husband! The poetry expresses my feelings exactly, in only 27 stanzas! Obviousman: Ladies... do you see yourself in this sad, pathetic scene? Then it's time you were told the reality about men and greeting cards before you shop for a valentine... Throughout the history of mankind, since the first greeting card was carved, no man has ever actually read a sentimental greeting card. Caveman: Aww, geez... Gee, thanks honey... Roman man: This really, um, says it all. Obviousman: We can't help it... men are hard-wried for sentimental shutdown. Even the guys who write the cards can't read 'em. Writer: Z. Woman: Wait a minute... you mean all these years, he's been... Obviousman: Faking it? Obviously. Woman: Gasp! Why can't our *!!@# husbnds be more like the "queer eye" guys?!! Obviousman: Hey, without us, they wouldn't have a show! Person out of frame: 'Scuse me, blabber mouth... an attorney from Hallmark would like to chat with you. Obviousman reveals the not-so-great secret  of men.
Feb 9, 2004
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Reuben Award Winner
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2013 Reuben Award Winner: Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year

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