According to Dave Barry, a man should never indicate that a woman looks pregnant unless he is actually seeing the baby emerge from her body. Or if she tells him.
Her “Oh I’m not pregnant. Its just gas….oh….and you better stay back.”One time I was quietly listening to two ladies talking at a restaurant over coffee. They were talking about one of their daughters getting pregnant. One said “You know for the life of me I don’t know how that happened.” I could not stop myself. I slowly turned and said “The Community College offers Sex Education classes, that would help explain it.” I got the biggest dagger stare ever. They both quickly got up and left muttering under their breaths the whole time.
pcolli over 10 years ago
You mean to say that you didn’t notice?
Olddog1 over 10 years ago
According to Dave Barry, a man should never indicate that a woman looks pregnant unless he is actually seeing the baby emerge from her body. Or if she tells him.
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Her “Oh I’m not pregnant. Its just gas….oh….and you better stay back.”One time I was quietly listening to two ladies talking at a restaurant over coffee. They were talking about one of their daughters getting pregnant. One said “You know for the life of me I don’t know how that happened.” I could not stop myself. I slowly turned and said “The Community College offers Sex Education classes, that would help explain it.” I got the biggest dagger stare ever. They both quickly got up and left muttering under their breaths the whole time.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 10 years ago
happened to me, but it took 2 years to mention it