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Apr 9, 2013
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Phil: SEYMORE, Sluggo's been help-ing down at the MISSION! I met him through my girlfriend, FRITZI RITZ---
Bearded man: Yeah! Sluggo said he LIKED you--WAIT A MINUTE! YOU'RE DATIN' FRITZI?!?
Phil: Yes.
Bearded man: Do you look like BRAD PITT or something?!
Phil: No.
Bearded man: Got a BA-ZILL-ION DOLL-ARS?!
Phil: NO!
Bearded man: Then you must spend every minute PRAYIN', BUDDY! Because FRITZI RITZ is AN ANGEL!
Apr 11, 2013
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