Love the pun. That said…
How about what Capt. Kirk said every god needs, Zeus Baby: compassion?
Oh, the layman can relate just fine to the God of the Bible, meassa11. It’s carnality that’s the stumbling block. Why wouldn’t someone enslaved to his own lusts relate to a god who was enslaved to his or her own?
On the other hand, compassion is one of the biblical God’s chief attributes (Exodus 34).
(pulls soapbox offstage)