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   cleokaya said, 8 months ago

   Is that Jessica Simpson? I believe it is. I’d recognize her butt anywhere.

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   NebulousRikulau said, 8 months ago

   It’s that danged Scandinavian accent.
   They thought he said “Drink Tank”.

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   shippingtroll said, 8 months ago

   Looks like he dropped it too close to Spring Break!

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   Doctor Toon said, 8 months ago

   The folks in the hot tub do look pretty elevated, and a hot tub party with a hot babe is a benefit to MANkind. Thor shouldn’t be angry,. He completed his assignment in a very Norse fashion with typical Scandinavian results. (I’m Norwegian, this looks like some of my relatives in North Dakota in the tub)

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   Joe Minotaur said, 8 months ago

   Sign at an Auto Repair Shop:

   
   
   1. You can have it fast.
   
   
   2. You can have it cheap.
   
   
   3. You can have it done right.
      Pick any two.
   
   

   Sign at a Sorority dorm room:

   
   
   1. You can buy me a drink.
   
   
   2. You can get me drunk.
   
   
   3. You can take me home.
      Pick any three.
   
   

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   Radical-Knight said, 8 months ago

   And I thought it was congressional delegation.

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   baslim_the_begger said, 8 months ago

   Ha! Trying to sneak a Bode Lizard by us Justin? Cute!
   Well I think some of them are tanked!

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   BugsMoran said, 8 months ago

   Yep, that pretty well explains what happened to the scientific and high technology preeminence that we USED to have. Now we can’t seem to recall how to put a man on the moon. Again.

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   Dypak said, 8 months ago

   Lucky kid who gets to go next after that mess! An A for sure.

10. 

    Geekologist said, 8 months ago

    Hold on, how does this not elevate mankind? Their not killing each other.

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    3hourtour said, 8 months ago

    ménage à trois?…Nah..they’re just getting hammered…sorry,bad Thor joke…

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    JUSTIN THOMPSON said, 8 months ago

    No ‘tour, that’s a GOOD Thor joke. I might use it. A “ménage à trois” is three. There are actually five degenerates present.
    And sorry, no, this does not elevate mankind. Why? Because they are drinking Budweiser.
    Bleh.

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    BlueRaven said, 8 months ago

    shudders Budweiser… the king of bad beer, AKA “carbonated sake polluted with bad hops.” (Yes, gang, Budweiser is rice-based. They’re too cheap to use grain.)

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    Dypak said, 8 months ago

    Looking closely I do indeed spy five degenerates. Ménage à cinq?

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    baslim_the_begger said, 8 months ago

    cinq tank? (pronounce the french as you would english)

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    bmonk said, 8 months ago

    baslim_the_begger says:

    ”cinq tank? (pronounce the french as you would english)”

    But … won’t most tanks sink if they get in deep water? :-P

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    Joe Minotaur said, 8 months ago

    Splish Splash by Bobby Darin:

    
    
    • 
      Splish Splash, I was takin’ a bath
      Long about a saturday night, yeah
      Rub-a-dub, just relaxin’ in the tub
      Thinkin’ everything was alright
    
    

    Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor,
    I wrapped the towel around me
    And I opened the door, and then
    Splish, Splash! I jumped back in the bath
    Well how was I to know there was a party going on

    They was a-splishin’ and a-splashin’,
    Reelin’ with the feelin’, moving and a-groovin,
    Rockin’ and a-rollin’, yeah!

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    screamingdolai said, 8 months ago

    Did the author perhaps belong to Phi-Epsilon-Chi? Or were they the jock-jerk fraternity?