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   Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

   In one “Jack Benny Program,” Jack was ordering oysters in a restaurant, and Frank Nelson was the waiter:
   :
   Frank: “A half-dozen or a dozen?”
   Jack: “A dozen.”
   Frank: “Fried or on the half shell?”
   Jack: “On the half shell.”
   Frank: “Blue Points or Olympias?”
   Jack: “Olympias.”
   Frank: “Male or female?”
   Jack: “How can you tell if an oyster is male or female?”
   Frank: “We look at their driver’s license — I knew you’d ask!”
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   Number Six said, over 2 years ago

   Once when I was in a posh restaurant, the snobby waiter asked me to leave a ‘tip’, so I emptied the salt and the hollandaise sauce all over the table.
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   Number Six said, over 2 years ago

   “Be careful what you ask for!”
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   jmcx4 said, over 2 years ago

   @Number Six

   Usually, I just write a note to not take any wooden nickels or play with matches.
   

   
   Next time I will try your method.
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   MaxStarmanJones said, over 2 years ago

   @jmcx4

   I was thinking the same thing, except I like, “Don’t take money from strangers.”
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   bcathey1960 said, over 2 years ago

   Unless it’s the absolute worst service you’ve ever had in your life, not leaving a tip is shameful. Typically, servers don’t make much money via their hourly wage and are dependent on tips to help make up the difference, and the work is exhausting, especially if you have to deal with rude or ungrateful customers.
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   Tod said, over 2 years ago

   The waiter ASKED! for a tip! Talk about “rude!” Yeah, I’d leave a “tip” – buy ‘Google.’
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   Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

   All this talk about tips is reminding me of the opening scene of Reservoir Dogs.
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   Altar_Ego said, over 2 years ago

   @MaxStarmanJones

   I always use, “don’t smoke in bed, or make love in ashtrays.”
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    Number Three said, over 2 years ago

    Did you, or did you not say “step on it”?

    Love how Jeff takes it literally!

    xxx
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    pbuckland said, over 2 years ago

    Three great gags in one short strip. This ones been around several times. I still laugh at it.
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    derry o'sullivan said, over 2 years ago

    Was this customer a bank manager or boss in a previous strip?
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    brklnbern said, over 2 years ago

    If Jeff were a nurse at least he could claim to be wearing sanitary shoes.
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    brklnbern said, over 2 years ago

    This restaurant scenario reminded me of another Myron Cohen joke. In this one 4 customers go into a restaurant and order food and some drinks. As the waiter is leaving one says to him to be sure to bring his drink in a clean glass.
    The waiter returns and serves the food and just before parceling out the drinks asks, OK which of you wanted his drink in a clean glass.
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    Tin Can Twidget 1950 said, over 2 years ago

    @bcathey1960

    If you are completely dissatisfied with the service, leave two pennies as a tip. That way they know you didn’t just forget. It works!
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