I’m with you. If Jeff was looking for some free food, he should have done better than that.
Reminds of the movie western, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. After Mr. Valance is shot, a doctor is summoned and examines the wounded man. He yells quick get me some whiskey. Someone than goes into the saloon and returns with a bottle of booze. The doctor (Ken Murray) takes a swig and then proclaims——He’s dead!!!