Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, about 15 hours ago

    Spell Evian backwards. It describes anyone that would pay 2€ for something they can get free from a tap.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 15 hours ago

    We just used wax paper. Do they still make the stuff?

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 13 hours ago

    No doubt the Rec Room at home is equipped with temperature-controlled, adjustable flow-rate water slides. After all, this is just a public park slide. Ugh.

  4. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 11 hours ago

    @Sisyphos

    Lucky he has to use bottled water, really. Who knows what horrid diseases are transferred by the unwashed bums of the proletariat . . .

  5. Dunestrider

    Dunestrider said, about 10 hours ago

    @simpsonfan2

    When I was a kid we used the wax paper that Bazooka Joe bubble gum came wrapped in.

  6. smoore47

    smoore47 said, about 10 hours ago

    “The bubbles don’t agree with my hindquarters.”


    Nor will my hand.

  7. coz69

    coz69 said, about 8 hours ago

    The waxed paper inside of cereal boxes still works great.

  8. Puddlesplatt

    Puddlesplatt said, about 8 hours ago

    @Dunestrider

    my you must have had a very very small rump… but I bet, not today.

  9. mightaswellbe

    mightaswellbe said, about 8 hours ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Oh yes they do. I’ve gotten airborne on a slide with humps in it using wax paper.

  10. mightaswellbe

    mightaswellbe said, about 8 hours ago

    @simpsonfan2

    We had a big commercial slide here for a while and the operators would give ‘ADULTS’ sheets of wax paper to use so we would wax the slide as the day went on. Lots of fun.

  11. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, about 6 hours ago

    I think the slide has already been wet, when the little kids went “Weee!”

  12. deerflatener

    deerflatener said, about 6 hours ago

    It is so obvious this is really a parody of the recipient class, which expects everything from the provider class but contributes nothing in return. Meanwhile the provider class has to not only provide for its own, but have a good portion of what is earned stolen by government for the recipient class. All hail the recipient.

  13. ramonesfan

    ramonesfan said, about 6 hours ago

    I think this kid must be related to Nancy Reagan somehow. I imagine her to be his great grandmother.

  14. AlexPK85

    AlexPK85 said, about 5 hours ago

    Does the Perrier now become derriere water?

  15. shytimes2

    shytimes2 said, about 5 hours ago

    @deerflatener

    Go bloviate somewhere else!

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