Monty by Jim Meddick for January 17, 2017
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January 18, 2017
Transcript:
In addition to the dungeon, I also had this tower prison built... I specified there should be only one small window... And it should face directly at the gallows so that the condemned may contemplate... What?! By golly!! Cut down my Tickle Me Elmo this instant! And I want an immediate investigation into this incident as well as the identity of the practical joker behind this atrocity!
Can you please end this arc? It stopped being funny days ago. Well, that’s not exactly true. I never found it funny to begin with. And why are there quote marks around Tickle Me Elmo? And while I’m at it, why do people insist on calling him Smokey THE Bear. It’s not Mickey THE Mouse, or Donald THE Duck? And what diabolical plot was in place when Kris Jenner decided to give all her kids names that started with a ‘K’. And why can we decide the MLB All-Star game players by popular vote, But can’t do the same with a President?
Oh, Oh. Gotta go. Here comes the nurse with my meds.