Monty by Jim Meddick for November 22, 2015
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Transcript:
Studies show that Americans gain... On average 1 to 5 pounds for every holiday season! So I'm goin' on a crash diet before Thanksgiving to totally game the system! Yessir! Just fresh fruits and vegetables for me. No meat... No dairy... Healthy. Healthy. Healthy. Crunch crunch Hey... Aren't those potato chips? Slightly modified plan: still absolutely no meat. But the veggies can be processed and salted. Is that a turkey sandwich? New plan: cold cuts are ok. But absolutely no roast turkey or stuffing....
Roast turkey would actually be better than a turkey sandwich.