Monty by Jim Meddick for August 30, 2015
August 29, 2015
August 31, 2015
Transcript:
Still spying on the neighbor? The guy makes me nervous... He moves in last week... A loner... Drives a creepy windowless van... And he's a part-time clown. He comes and goes at odd hours wearing freaky grease paint... But I heard that he volunteers as a clown for the policeman and benevolent Association fundraisers! Oh, c'mon! That's straight out of the FBI's psycho killer profile! I think you've been watching one too many true crime dramas on TV and I... Umm... Are these shears yours?. I found them under and azalea near the property line... Oh... Thanks. Sorry. I just get a little stressed when it comes to possible corrosion on garden implements. Nice save.
It’s fair to panic when a clown armed with garden shears suddenly starts tapping at your window just after you’d been bad-mouthing him….