Monty by Jim Meddick for December 12, 2014
December 11, 2014
December 13, 2014
Transcript:
Well young man, it seems you have quite a thorough list here ho ho ho! But what Santa really needs to know is: have you been a good little boy this year?... I had a feeling you might ask that. That's why I brought along my attorneys... Define good. We'll also be conducting a full review of your naughty/nice registry and associated protocols.
Those attorneys really have nothing better to do that humor this little brat? Then again given what his dad must be paying them roleplaying to a mall Santa must be the cushiest job they’ve ever had. I’m also fascinated how the kids who have the most stuff to begin with also ASK for the most stuff on Christmas. Kids who have next to nothing usually ask for the least.