Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 2 months ago

    Too bad. She was the only bright light in this sad, darkness-filled world. Lawn gnomes are a pimple festering on the butt of the planet.

  2. oldpine

    oldpine said, 2 months ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    But at least their not plastic flamingos.

  3. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar GoComics PRO Member said, 2 months ago

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  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 2 months ago

    Gee! Will the sweet little Old Lady have to do hard time? And, Monty? —Don’t be so derned smug as you brag to us of your achievement in having a mentally disturbed little Old Lady arrested for breaking your lawn ornament because it reminded her of her (evidently hated) late husband Wilbur….

  5. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 2 months ago

    And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for my obsessive need for pointless exposition.

  6. haligonian

    haligonian said, 2 months ago

    Makes one wonder how Wilbur met his end? Sounds like a cold case to me…

  7. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 2 months ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    Whoa there stranger, not in my face again.

  8. swedishdaddy

    swedishdaddy said, 2 months ago

    Wow, Monty has dexterity and mult-tasking capability now!

  9. Laird Nelson

    Laird Nelson GoComics PRO Member said, 2 months ago

    I want to see Jim’s garden.

  10. neverenoughgold

    neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, 2 months ago

    @oldpine

    “But at least they’re not p…”
    One of our daughters absolutely hates these things; so a number of years back, while the kids were on vacation, Mom and I went to their house and…

  11. 1Username

    1Username said, 2 months ago

    She’ll get a fine for vandalism, and be set on her merry, head-chopping way. Sounds like she’ll be fine with that.

  12. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 2 months ago

    (Paraphrasing Tuco in the movie The Good,Bad, and Ugly)
    “If you’re going to chop…chop..Don’t talk ….chop.”

  13. wakeangel2001

    wakeangel2001 said, 2 months ago

    you can text 911 these days?

  14. mshefler

    mshefler said, 2 months ago

    @wakeangel2001

    Actually in many areas you can.

  15. mshefler

    mshefler said, 2 months ago

    Texting 911

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