Monty by Jim Meddick for March 06, 2014
March 05, 2014
March 07, 2014
Transcript:
The note I found in the wash says remember to g-... Now I'm going to analyze the missing letters with a microscope! Remember!!! E... The first missing letter is E... Second letter... T... Third letter is A... The mystery note currently reads remember to get a... W... A... T... E... R... P... R... O... O... F... M... A... R... K... E... Rrrrggg! How frustrating! The last letter is still illegible!!! I think now I'm beginning to realize why watching Wheel of Fortune gives him migraines...
Jim Fitzgerald, a columnist for the Detroit Free press, would watch Wheel of Fortune and would compete to see who could get it first…He discovered that he could watch a Canadian channel before she got home, and therefor always beat her badly….She didn’t catch on until he would solve it with the first letter being shown. When he got the word right, before any letters were shown, she freaked…They lived in a high rise….Good thing they didn’t have a balcony….