Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. water_moon

    water_moon said, about 1 year ago

    so all of them I could see but the unfair traded, at least if it’s sold in the US it has to be slaughtered in a 1st world country.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Bacon! (So what if it’s a tad “aged”?)
    I would so buy Monty’s Hipster Foodie Repellent if he marketed it!

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    That is quite a combination.

  4. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Maybe he has finally found his niche, creating disgusting aromas. Wait! My husband already does that!

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Don’t forget…. it also smells like a genetically malodorous, artificially deodorized, unwashed, ozone-destroying, Axe™-drenched Monty.


    That in itself puts most people off their feed.


    As for wanting to buy a product containing the scent he just developed….

    I think a fair imitation can be found in a jar of fake bacon bits from the dollar store.

  6. _vecihi_

    _vecihi_ said, about 1 year ago

    It’s not science unless you wear your grandma’s pink bonnet.

    BTW, is that first customer Tom Waits?

  7. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 1 year ago

    You have never cleaned Honey Buckets, have you?

  8. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, about 1 year ago

    Ah, Monty, I don’t think you need any help in repelling people.

  9. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Ah, smells!
    It IS (after all) very subjective. As I commented on Daddy’s today, my raw garlic may repel some . . .
    New young doctor seeing me around 10AM last week remarked about my telling him that I have 10-15gm of raw garlic per day in addition to 2 Kaolic, that it MAY affect my breath but I had that pasta less than 3 hours before. He did not seem to notice garlic breath.
    If I had a companion dining with me, he would also have the garlic because it tastes great as well as having health benefits.

  10. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Smells I dislike: cooked cabbage, men’s colognes, scented candles (raw beeswax smells great), old sweat (fresh sweat from same day is nice), bodily excrements and dirty feet.
    .
    Now you need some Brain Bleach!

  11. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, about 1 year ago

    How do you stuff lentils with vodka?
    .
    Now if that pork rind was rancid? I think he would have a winner.

  12. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    If I wasn’t already dieting, these comments would put me on one. lol

  13. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, about 1 year ago

    What repellant? Sounds like an attractant to me.

  14. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, about 1 year ago

    I can’t stand the smell of cooked salmon. Smells like someone ripped one big time. Xo

  15. Alex Rorke

    Alex Rorke said, about 1 year ago

    Still laughing. Keep it up!

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