Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. water_moon

    water_moon GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    so all of them I could see but the unfair traded, at least if it’s sold in the US it has to be slaughtered in a 1st world country.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Bacon! (So what if it’s a tad “aged”?)
    I would so buy Monty’s Hipster Foodie Repellent if he marketed it!

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    That is quite a combination.

  4. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Maybe he has finally found his niche, creating disgusting aromas. Wait! My husband already does that!

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Don’t forget…. it also smells like a genetically malodorous, artificially deodorized, unwashed, ozone-destroying, Axe™-drenched Monty.


    That in itself puts most people off their feed.


    As for wanting to buy a product containing the scent he just developed….

    I think a fair imitation can be found in a jar of fake bacon bits from the dollar store.

  6. _vecihi_

    _vecihi_ said, 11 months ago

    It’s not science unless you wear your grandma’s pink bonnet.

    BTW, is that first customer Tom Waits?

  7. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 11 months ago

    You have never cleaned Honey Buckets, have you?

  8. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, 11 months ago

    Ah, Monty, I don’t think you need any help in repelling people.

  9. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Ah, smells!
    It IS (after all) very subjective. As I commented on Daddy’s today, my raw garlic may repel some . . .
    New young doctor seeing me around 10AM last week remarked about my telling him that I have 10-15gm of raw garlic per day in addition to 2 Kaolic, that it MAY affect my breath but I had that pasta less than 3 hours before. He did not seem to notice garlic breath.
    If I had a companion dining with me, he would also have the garlic because it tastes great as well as having health benefits.

  10. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Smells I dislike: cooked cabbage, men’s colognes, scented candles (raw beeswax smells great), old sweat (fresh sweat from same day is nice), bodily excrements and dirty feet.
    .
    Now you need some Brain Bleach!

  11. Hunter7

    Hunter7 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    How do you stuff lentils with vodka?
    .
    Now if that pork rind was rancid? I think he would have a winner.

  12. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    If I wasn’t already dieting, these comments would put me on one. lol

  13. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 11 months ago

    What repellant? Sounds like an attractant to me.

  14. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, 11 months ago

    I can’t stand the smell of cooked salmon. Smells like someone ripped one big time. Xo

  15. Alex Rorke

    Alex Rorke GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Still laughing. Keep it up!

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