Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    As Danae would say, “The noise in your head is leaking.”

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 9 months ago

    @Randy_B

    Aww, I was about to say that…

  3. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, 9 months ago

    At this point, speed dating becomes really appealing

  4. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 9 months ago

    Monty…she’s gonna be too much hard work.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Shh.
    Where do you find these dates, Monty? In the want ads under “personal”?

  6. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, 9 months ago

    If the gods had meant us to be vegetarians they wouldn’t have invented bacon.

  7. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 9 months ago

    @Gaijinrabbit

    Homer Simpson ??

  8. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    But you HAVE to eat anything with a face. Unless you eat intravenously.

  9. PICTO

    PICTO said, 9 months ago

    @dukedoug

    “If God didn’t want us to eat animals, He wouldn’t have made them out of meat.” – Homer Simpson.

  10. Strod

    Strod GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Or: “If God did want us to eat meat he wouldn’t have made cows so delicious.”
    .
    I first heard it from Dr. Stephen P. Colbert, DFA. But it may have been originally from Mr. H. J. Simpson for all I know.

  11. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 9 months ago

    have you ever been on a Ranch were they baked a cows head and cracked it open to eat the brains yum yum, and the eyes glazed over.

  12. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    I’ve done a few whole piglets roasted in the backyard oven.


    I’ll be vegetarian only as long as it takes to get my BP low without meds (but have promised doctor and myself) to try a full year (until next Valentine’s day). Then, I do plan a nice feast not quite the same as 2-14-13 with a big cut of filet, but at least the caviar with iced Stoli. I might do a dozen baked oysters instead of the steak; green beans are yummy and potatoes carved into mushrooms.
    and I’ll do Something Great for dessert if not this Pannecotta with fresh fruit.

  13. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Monty obviously has nothing in common with this gal.

  14. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 9 months ago

    This must be another blind date. She looks normal with those mirror glasses.

  15. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @DAZZ

    I can see you are struggling with your diet. On mine, I was allowed to eat anything but had to exercise portion control. And doing exercises was an integral part of it, walking, exercise bike.

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