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   barticle35 said, 5 months ago

   So what’s wrong with e mail?
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   Clotty Peristalt said, 5 months ago

   @barticle35

   Santa@northpole.org? kriskringle@santaindustries.com? santaclaus@gmail? I bet some of those are real, but I can’t be arsed to try at the moment.
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   Suzanne said, 5 months ago

   I went onto a Santa Claus site this year and have been getting so much garbage in my Inbox and I can’t seem to block it out. Yes, I found how to block messages but they are still coming through because the next one has one letter changed.
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   Mark said, 5 months ago

   yeah, that one from satanclaws.com was really over the top.
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   vampyre said, 5 months ago

   Better living through science. Smartly done, Master Sedgwick!
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   SwimsWithSharks said, 5 months ago

   Meddick’s still in last decade. This decade might mail an SD card.

   USB flash drives won’t even fit in an envelope.
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   opentomeet said, 5 months ago

   @SwimsWithSharks

   My USB flash drive fits in a shirt pocket with room to spare, so an envelope is no problem. Mind you it’s a small one, only 300 Gb, but big enough for my Xmas list.
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   Allan said, 5 months ago

   @Clotty Peristalt

   northpole.org:
   Registrant Contact Information:
   Name: Jeffrey Smith
   Organization: Self
   Address 1: 5016 _______ Rd
   City: Dallas
   State: Texas

   Expires On December 05, 2016
   Registered On December 06, 1994
   Updated On December 31, 2011

   ns01.domaincontrol.com 216.69.185.1
   ns02.domaincontrol.com 208.109.255.1
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   Allan said, 5 months ago

   @Clotty Peristalt

   northpole.com

   Registrant:
   Santa’s Secret Village
   1325 Williams Drive
   Marietta, GA 30066-6287
   US

   Expires On January 20, 2020
   Registered On January 19, 1996
   Updated On February 24, 2012
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    DAZZ said, 5 months ago

    My lover has said that he could fit his whole business on a USB flash drive, but it would have to be a very large one. When I met him in 1976 he had been in his own business for at least 10 years and now he saves not only customer contact info but also digital photo records of their equipment that he works on with nameplates and all.
    .
    Not surprising that Sedgewick would know of such things.
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    ramonesfan said, 5 months ago

    Kids sure have changed since Charles Schulz or Norman Rockwell’s day …. there’s something dehumanizing about all this addiction to technology
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    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    I say! Young Master! If USB, why snail-mail? A tad schizophrenic, Sedgie? Too attached to Tradition, are we?
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    Coyoty said, 5 months ago

    Sedgie’s got a Stuxnet type worm on the USB. He intends to either sabotage or commandeer Santa’s operations.
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    wakeangel2001 said, 5 months ago

    I bet he’d get a good laugh out of that.
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    Suzanne said, 5 months ago

    What happens to all these techno-addicts when their batteries die?
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