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   Suzanne said, 5 months ago

   And you should be.
2. 

   Sherif (dem aint goobers!!) Munkyblues said, 5 months ago

   “Ho”….
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   Commentator said, 5 months ago

   Holy cow, did EB just find his mouth??
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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   I won’t mention that Santa looks a bit like Monty, because nepotism has no place in a comic strip. Instead, I’ll just note that E.B. belongs on the “Naughty” List, for heaven’s sake!
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   reedkomicks said, 5 months ago

   I want the same thing.
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   Strod said, 5 months ago

   EB is not only naughty, he’s also a ho!
   The guy in red himself called him that in the first panel!
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   Marko56 said, 5 months ago

   I’m with the robot on this.
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   Coyoty said, 5 months ago

   The Elf on the Shelf is a spy.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

   It is naughty to question the corporate-govt National Security State. Only evil people do that like myself.
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    boldyuma said, 5 months ago

    Poor Santa..Not only does he have to listen to a bunch

    of crumb crunchers wants and wishes he has to listen to

    a paranoid,souped up, talking trash can..Ah well..at least

    he gets paid for it.
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    djmalloy said, 5 months ago

    We’ve all been blacklisted for reading this- we’re Bad Americans.
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    Suzanne said, 5 months ago

    @Sisyphos

    Santa isn’t Monty working a gig. The nose is wrong.
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