Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Help! I’m a prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

  2. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.”

  3. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Duh.

  4. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    You have to add the words “in bed” at the end of your fortune.
    It’s a riot.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Maybe Monty is just reading the wrong side of a sponsored fortune-cookie fortune, with its inane little aphorism being on the flip side….

  6. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 3 years ago

    And Monty scores! 15% off General Tso’s red buns!

  7. tattooedcyberidiot

    tattooedcyberidiot said, over 3 years ago

    They cut 15% off thebun

  8. Dave M

    Dave M said, over 3 years ago

    Mine said “That wasn’t chicken” . . . and they got my weight wrong too!

  9. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, over 3 years ago

    are those suntanned red buns?

  10. mshefler

    mshefler said, over 3 years ago

    Fortune I received once read “You will soon be dealing from a full deck.”

  11. ironflange

    ironflange said, over 3 years ago

    3 16 22 31 33 48

  12. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Those numbers have just as much chance as any others. Or how about 4 8 15 25 47 42? I wonder how many times these have been played. lol

  13. Cowboy Vampire

    Cowboy Vampire said, over 3 years ago

    Beats “Death waits for you out this door” or “Beware the Mao Po”

  14. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, over 3 years ago

    You will meet a dark haired stranger.

  15. Strod

    Strod said, over 3 years ago

    Did you know that fortune cookies are an American invention?
     
    As a grad student I had the chance to befriend many Asian students, mainly Chinese.  They all found this business of odd-shaped cookies with bizarre messages inside completely hilarious (specially in bed), and claimed they had never seen one in their hometown.   Their first fortune cookie experiences usually went like this.

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