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   simpsonfan2 said, 5 months ago

   Help! I’m a prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
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   Richard S. Russell said, 5 months ago

   “Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.”
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   Suzanne said, 5 months ago

   Duh.
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   briatollah said, 5 months ago

   You have to add the words “in bed” at the end of your fortune.
   It’s a riot.
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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   Maybe Monty is just reading the wrong side of a sponsored fortune-cookie fortune, with its inane little aphorism being on the flip side….
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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 5 months ago

   And Monty scores! 15% off General Tso’s red buns!
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   tattooedcyberidiot said, 5 months ago

   They cut 15% off thebun
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   Dave M said, 5 months ago

   Mine said “That wasn’t chicken” . . . and they got my weight wrong too!
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   Puddlesplatt said, 5 months ago

   are those suntanned red buns?
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    mshefler said, 5 months ago

    Fortune I received once read “You will soon be dealing from a full deck.”
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    ironflange said, 5 months ago

    3 16 22 31 33 48
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    Suzanne said, 5 months ago

    Those numbers have just as much chance as any others. Or how about 4 8 15 25 47 42? I wonder how many times these have been played. lol
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    Cowboy Vampire said, 5 months ago

    Beats “Death waits for you out this door” or “Beware the Mao Po”
14. 

    Senex said, 5 months ago

    You will strike out on the road to success.
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    Hunter7 said, 5 months ago

    You will meet a dark haired stranger.
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