Monty by Jim Meddick

Monty

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  1. Suzanne

    Suzanne said, 6 months ago

    Ah ha! His stupidity has caught up with him.

  2. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    A sip for medicinal purposes . . .

  3. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, 6 months ago

    I might have some turkey tonight.

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

    My faith is restored.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

    And hi Otto.
    At least when YOU say that I don’t assume it’s from last Thursday.

  6. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 6 months ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Don’t want to get dehydrated … and beer is full of healthy vitamins and minerals (isn’t it ?).

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    If Moonie’s been purging for almost eleven hours, he’s dehydrated and needs fluids. So, yeah, a little beer (especially if it’s watery American dreck).

  8. Varnes

    Varnes said, 6 months ago

    12 pack later, back in the closet….

  9. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    @dukedoug

    Probably – it’s made out of hops, isn’t it? Aren’t they a vegetable or something?

  10. 1taz

    1taz said, 6 months ago

    no neck, AND no backbone.

  11. filhodeangola

    filhodeangola said, 6 months ago

    While I was an intern I had a patient dying from cancer and suffering from severe nausea. Only beer appealed to him, but the hospital would not allow it. I went to bat for him (although I was a strict teetotaler at the time) and the hospital let his wife bring in a six pack a day, and he kept it down and enjoyed it. One of the best things I ever did in medicine!

  12. reedkomicks

    reedkomicks said, 6 months ago

    So glad we are not seeing EB lamenting the fate of his beloved vacuum.

  13. lohaces

    lohaces said, 6 months ago

    Once when I was an undergrad I had way too much to drink one night (which for me is not that much, volume-wise), and I spent the next day feeling soooo bad; I told people if they give me a bullet, I’ll find a way to put myself out of my misery. My best friend who had been with me the night before showed up late that afternoon, when I was finally feeling better, and said, “Hey, there’s a party at an apartment complex nearby. Let’s go.” I replied, “ARE YOU NUTS!? I spent the day feeling rotten from last night, and you think I want to be around alcohol AGAIN??” But, he persisted (“You don’t have to drink anything, you know…”), and I finally agreed. I was definitely the arms-crossed party-pooper at the gathering, though.

  14. littleannoyingdog

    littleannoyingdog said, 6 months ago

    puke and then drink no problem at least you have an empty stomach

  15. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

    @filhodeangola

    Good for you!
    When someone is actually dying, it is too late for them to change their ways. You were right to let him enjoy what was left of his life.

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