Monty by Jim Meddick for October 07, 2012
October 06, 2012
October 08, 2012
Transcript:
Well, I found the Olka spatula I wanted. Now how do we get to the checkout? I think we came through home organization... Wait a minute... I've never seen that shelving unit before. And those swivel chairs look totally unfamiliar. Um, I think we're lost. And I feel a vague disorientation that's priming me to consider irrational impulse purchase to soothe my anxiety. Follow me... I know the way out! Monty! I thought we lost you back in textiles. Amazing! I've never seen anyone navigate an IKEA like this before! How... How does he do it? Easy. I left a trail of crumbs from when we left the cafeteria.
This may just scare me off from ever shopping at IKEA (which is something I haven’t done, so far).