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   Crumbucket said, 10 months ago

   The adventures of the Dairy Queen gang all over again…
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   Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

   That doesn’t seem to have involved much witty banter: more batter than banter, in fact. Sorry, Monty, you are no “eccentric artist/author”; just another everyday mugging victim who probably provoked the baddies by his appearance….
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   Pacopuddy said, 10 months ago

   Dressed like that he’s get beaten up in Mothercare!
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   shamino said, 10 months ago

   If you’re going to dress like a clicheéd writer, then you need to act like one too. Which means no going to Dairy Queen or McDonalds. It means you go to small cabaret-style night clubs drinking absynth or something else suitably anacrhonistic.
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   Dunestrider said, 10 months ago

   If you want to be a pretentious writer or artiste, you must also be a pretentious wine drinker. And make up random comments about the wine (“fruit overtones”, “hints of guano”), even though it tastes like grape-flavored vinegar.
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   Simon Seamount said, 10 months ago

   Sorry, Monty, this is America, not England.
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   Dave M said, 10 months ago

   Show me a farmer in high heels and I’ll show you a dairy queen . . . .
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   D-squared said, 10 months ago

   I’m surprised he didn’t get beat up in the driveway of his house!
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   Doctor Toon said, 10 months ago

   Painful experiences give you something to write about Monty

   Maybe not the best inspiration for a children’s book, especially considering Monty’s childhood was probably pretty painful too
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    Thinking_May_Help said, 10 months ago

    So — it is a “natural” thing for you, that people get “beaten up” by other people, just because they are dressed somehow different?
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    OldestandWisest said, 10 months ago

    That “Doctor Who” style probably does play better in England.
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    Joecool69 said, 10 months ago

    Look! Down in the gutter! It’s Supernerd!
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    Number Six said, 10 months ago

    
    
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    Suzanne said, 10 months ago

    @Dave M

    lol
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    GreggW said, 10 months ago

    Didn’t James Joyce dress that way?
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