Monty by Jim Meddick for July 29, 2012

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Oh geez look at that. Some punk kid graffitied the mailbox right in front of my building! Well, I can't get too outraged about that. Back in the day, I did my own fair share of tagging... Hold on... What? You? You are a graffiti artist?!! I was pretty troubled in my teens. I rolled with some messed up dudes, and I left tags all over this town... I don't believe you. Yeah, well, just look over there... Right on the windowsill... Where? Here use this mini Maglite and look under the bottom left sill. Wow. I can hardly even see that... Yeah. I said I was a graffiti artist, but it just so happens I was in extremely courteous graffiti artist... How the heck were you even able to write that small with spray paint? I use a special airbrush attachment.