Monty by Jim Meddick for July 07, 2012
Transcript:
I feel a bit queasy after that last ride... Sir, might you be so kind as to direct us to the nearest public facility? Over there. I believe the man was indicating this rather unusual booth. Aaah! Apparently the man jests. No this! My guess is it's a replica of some medieval torture chamber... No doubt an annex to the house of horror ride!...
I have never used a porta-john, and hopefully will never have to, even if I have a 4 mile drive back to my hotel for the use of my room.