Monty by Jim Meddick for January 15, 2012

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Ah Jarvis, at times it pays to forgo the weekend jaunt to Aspen in favor of a modest toboggan run at the local park... Is that so, sir? Yes, quite! It provides one valuable reconnaissance on the 99% crowd... You may observe them in their natural... Fwap Who threw that? The youth in the turquoise hoodie... Well placed, lad! Perhaps you and your cohorts assume that because I am a child of privilege, I will not stoop to roughhouse with riff raff. But in that assumption you are sorely mistaken! Jarvis? Here, sir... Your riot helmet and shield... Very good, Jarvis! Fire at will... As you wish, sir. Come! Come! Jarvis! Your aim is horribly afield, man! Sorry, sir. And I injury sustained during their last volley has impaired my stereoscopic vision, I'm afraid...