Monty by Jim Meddick for October 08, 2011
October 07, 2011
October 09, 2011
Transcript:
Cop: Your front plate is partially obscured by mud splatter... Monty: But Officer, it was clean when I left home... I must've hit a puddle... Cop: Is there something about this process you find amusing, sir? Monty: What? Oh, the smiling? That's just to alter my brain chemistry. Cop: OK sir, I'm gonna hafta ask you to step out of the vehicle and attempt to walk a straight line... Monty: No seriously... there was a study, see, and it showed...
But the heat came ‘round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day. Comin’, comin’, comin’ around…