Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2010
Transcript:
Moondog says, "Hey! Check it out!... You finally bagged the rodent!" Pilsner says, "Well, it wasn't easy, but I applied myself?" Moondog says, "Awesome job? totally awesome." Pilsner says, "Ok? he's gone." Pilsner says, "Remember: Stay off the counters, away from the toothbrushes, and as long as you don't bust into any bags of beer nuts or pretzels, he'll never know you're here..."