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Sep 7, 2010
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Fortune teller says, "I see you on a date with a young woman?" Fortune teller says, "You decide to go to the movies?" Fortune teller says, "It's an exciting movie? she leans closer to you? closer? and?" Fortune teller says, "Oo! Clive Owen ends up killing John Malkovich by firing a stinger missle into the gondola..." Monty says, "C'mon, lady! Haven't you ever heard of a spoiler alert?!"
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