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Monty

By Jim Meddick
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Jul 3, 2009
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Sedgwick says, "He's moving nearer the mark?nearer?ok now, Jarvis! Now!" jarvis says, "I am releasing the 'Alpo'?" Sedgwick says, "It worked Jarvis! He's covered in dog food! Now Unleash the hound!" Jarvis says, "Mister Crumpet's underway sir!" Sedgwick says, "Please, Jarvis...describe the melee! Do you see entrails?" Jarvis says, "So far I see only licking..." Sedgwick says, "Blast it, man! They're grooming one another!" Jarvis says, "If it's any consolation, I assure you, Mister Crumpet's oral hygiene still makes this a rather punitive outcome..."
Jul 6, 2009
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