Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2007
Transcript:
"If I'm gonna sleep this Christmas Eve, I have to take my mind off the face I'm lying in my brother's smelly, filthy apartment..." "I know!... I'll do what I used to do as a kid... I'll focus on the visions of sugarplums dancing in my head!" SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH "It's not working. I'm not exactly sure what those things are, but I'm pretty sure they're not sugarplums."