Monty by Jim Meddick for September 29, 2005

Transcript:

"Agent 3.14, the High Council urges you to accelerate the preparations for invasion..." "Acknowledged." "Our planet's supply of dairy products has sunk to alarmingly low levels...We've exhausted our entire stock of whole milk and we've begun to tap our emergency reserves of 2%..." "I had no idea the situation was that dire..." "And Special Agent 3.14..." "Yes, General Procouncil 7842?..." "The expiration date on our stock pile of skim is 10-5-05!" "My apologies for the involuntary shudder, sir."