Monty by Jim Meddick for August 30, 2005

Transcript:

"So...have you figured out a way to reverse the growth hormone?" "It might take awhile. In the meantime, you need to find a way to relax..." "I know...Maybe I'll take a stroll around the neighborhood..." "Get some fresh air, clear my head..." "Colonel, we're picking up a massive object entering restricted airspace..." "It appears to be an enormous 80-foot-tall man wearing diaper-type pants..." "Diaper pants?! @#$%! Isn't that what foreigners sometimes wear?" "Higgins! Get the President on the line!" To be continued!...