Monty by Jim Meddick for May 16, 2005

Transcript:

"UFO bargain hunter"?" "I got some bad news from my mechanic yesterday..." "Aye cain't doo it, lad...aye cain't give y' inymoorpow'r! I kin divert th' impulse pow'r t'shields, but that'll only buy y'one, maybe two moor light years at best..."