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Oct 25, 2003
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"So, Dwayne. there's a big Halloween party Friday..."
 "I'm not going."
 "What? But you're a REAL vampire! You'd be the life of the party!"
 "Oh sure...."Look at his freaky teeth"..."Check out his creepy, pale flesh!"
 "But this isn't a $2.98 Wal-Mart costume, man! This is ME, 24-7...and when November first rolls around, I'm still gonna be like this!"
 "I'm sending this is a delicate subject for you."
 "Hey, just try saying something like "Saskatchewan" with these teeth!"
Oct 28, 2003
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