Monty by Jim Meddick for September 06, 2003
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?Why the alarm?!? ?Beep? ?A ?hot zone? has been detected at the Windmere condominiums?a deadly new strain of salmonella!? ?Good Lord! I know someone who lives at the Windmere condominiums!? ?You say it was leftover General Tsao?s chicken when you put it in the fridge in February?? ?Then, last Tuesday, it attacked the ?spaghettios.?