Monty by Jim Meddick for August 26, 2002

Transcript:

"Special agent Pi...status report." "Things go well, O imperious leader." "Earthling technology is primitive. Their spacecraft use antiquated rocket propulsion and their power plants..simple nuclear fuscion and in most cases fossil fuels!" "There is, however, one human technology not even conceived of by our science.." "What is it?" "The electric toothbrush" "Call off the invasion"