Monty by Jim Meddick for June 17, 2002

Transcript:

"I'm going to happy hour at Captain Bob's and after that I may drop by and see Dwayne.." "Dwayne?..the vampire?" "Aren't you ever afraid?..he being a vampire and all?" "Noo..nooo..Dwayne's a nice guy..besides..he's a teetotaler." "A teetotaler? What does that have t'do with.." "I'm pretty much safe as long as I maintain a blood alcohol level of .05% or higher..."