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Monty

By Jim Meddick
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May 16, 2002
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"Stardate 3337.5: We are being held against our will on the planet of cat lovers. There is talk of de-clawing and, dare I say, neutering..."
 "Captain, I may have a solution..."
 "I've managed to fashion a crude explosive from my flea collar.."
 "I suggest you stand back..."
 "Blam"
 "Good work, Mr. Spot...I fear that if we'd remained, we would've become..beocome..domesticated."
 "Bite your tongue, Captain."
May 18, 2002
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