Monty by Jim Meddick for May 17, 2002
Transcript:
"Stardate 3337.5: We are being held against our will on the planet of cat lovers. There is talk of de-clawing and, dare I say, neutering..." "Captain, I may have a solution..." "I've managed to fashion a crude explosive from my flea collar.." "I suggest you stand back..." "Blam" "Good work, Mr. Spot...I fear that if we'd remained, we would've become..beocome..domesticated." "Bite your tongue, Captain."