Monty by Jim Meddick for May 11, 2002
Transcript:
"I can't believe you invited Monty over when it's molting season and I've lost my tail feathers!" "No offense, but bird private regions are so small, he won't even notice..." "Hey! Grab a beer and I'll turn on the game.." "Chips?" "How am I suppose to eat with a bare-naked parrot butt staring me straight in the face?...?