Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2001
August 25, 2001
August 28, 2001
Transcript:
?Monty, I?I can?t keep seeing you...? ?It?s my size, isn?t it? I?m too SHORT to be your boyfriend! I knew it! All that *@#% women say about size doesn?t matter-its all a bunch of baloney!!? ?No, really?it isn?t that?it?s well?I?ve met someone else?? ?WHO?! WHO IS IT?!? ?I?m seeing Paul, the pygmy flamenco dancer from Uruguay.? ?Yo! ?Good lord, please say it isn?t so!!?
Size matters!