Monty by Jim Meddick for April 04, 2001

Transcript:

"Hop on! We'll have to borrow Jeremy's scooter to save Fleshy!" "But we don't have helmets!" "This is a crisis situation! We don't have time to..." "I'm here from this comics legal department to inform you that helmets are required in, but not limited to, crisis situations and/or any active or passive uses of scooters..." "Any persons or individuals reading this strip [comic feature] should read and sign the last panel of this [above mentioned] comic feature." "I hereby agree to disregard the misinformed remarks of the fictional [Monty] character in the first [initial] panel of this [aforementioned] comic feature."