It can be tough on a family when someone new has moved in, especially if it's a 900-pound scaredy-bear so terrified of wilderness life that he's fled to the burbs. Fortunately Bear was found by Molly, a fearlessly optimistic 11-year-old can-doer who has taken him firmly in hand, devoted to seeing her hirsute BFF cope with modern life. Molly's Mom is happy with the new sibling - Bear's an excellent conversationalist and loves her homemade cookies. But Dad is having a harder time, his role as center of the universe now shared with an ursine behemoth who, unfortunately, adores him.
Bob Scott - All Rights Reserved.
Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler
Momma by Mell Lazarus
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celecca
said, 3 months ago
THAT"S the one i was trying to think of last time!
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
I recall hearing this little ditty somewhere. Funny it is and a dark director’s cut.
Dragon0131 said, 3 months ago
The version I remember ended a bit differently:
‘On the way her girdle busted.
How many people were disgusted?’
Wabbit
said, 3 months ago
Molly always seems to have a good attitude and is a very happy kid.