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   MadCow said, 3 months ago

   Tiny Tim – Tiptoe Through The Tulips
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   celecca said, 3 months ago

   ooey-gooey was a worm / a mighty worm was he / he climbed upon the railroads / a train he did not see / Ooey-Gooey!
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   Lerf1950 said, 3 months ago

   Yep. We all know that violence in entertainment for children is a modern phenomena. Witness the lyrics to this quaint charming lullaby:
   http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/folk-song-lyrics/Whatll_We_Do_With_the_Baby-O.htm
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   Allen Willey said, 3 months ago

   DEAD said the lady with the alligator purse!
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

   You should hear what the soldiers sing as they run and march. Terrible things.
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   Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 3 months ago

   I had a little dog and his name was Jack
   I sat him in the middle of the railroad track
   Along came a train and it went Toot-toot
   And it hit him in the place where he goes poop-poop!
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   oldguy2 said, 3 months ago

   Dad hates mom and mom hates dad,
   Should have heard the fight they had,
   Gave little sister real bad dreams,
   Woke me up with her awfull screams,
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   twonky said, 3 months ago

   If you think those are bad, read Grimms fairy tails. The originals are NOT like what Disney presented.
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   skydancer11 said, 3 months ago

   I remember this song, only my sister and I did it this way:

   “I had a little turtle,
   His name was Tiny Tim.
   I put him in the bathtub
   To see if he could swim.

   “He ate up all the water,
   He ate up all the soap,
   And now he’s sick in bed
   With a bubble in his throat.

   “HICCUP!”

   We always looked forward to the “hiccup” part.
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