Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler

Moderately Confused

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  1. PoorPig

    PoorPig said, 12 months ago

    How about “We’re glad to see you!”?

  2. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Or merely, “Put your keys in the bowl.”

  3. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I go with “Happy Holy Days”, enunciating carefully


    Covers everything and garners strange looks


    Win – Win

  4. rick scott

    rick scott GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Doctor Toon

    Isn’t that the origin of “holiday”?

  5. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @rick scott

    Yes it IS, but as I’m sure Doc would explain, it is NOT PC!


    I’m really getting fed up with all the PC nonsense myself. And like everything else, the media is only making it worse – look at that poor guy from Duck Dynasty (which I don’t watch, but one of my sons loves it!)

  6. Bears

    Bears GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I’m not a Christian, but I say Merry Christmas. I don’t think reasonable people should be offended by any heartfelt greeting. It’s the thought that counts!

  7. N T

    N T said, 12 months ago

    As long as someone takes the time to offer a heartfelt wish of joy, who cares what they say? No need to be a jerk about it.

  8. Ajax 4Hire

    Ajax 4Hire said, 12 months ago

    I say Merry Christmas.
    Say what is in your heart not what you think people want to hear.

  9. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Doctor Toon

    I like that.

  10. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Ajax 4Hire

    I like this, too.

  11. kea

    kea said, 12 months ago

    @Bears

    Merry Christmas is not a Christian greeting. Feel free.

  12. Zin Rosenblum

    Zin Rosenblum said, 12 months ago

    Throw them a curve ball – Happy Kwanzaa!

  13. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I agree with everyone. I used to work in retail and we were supposed to say ‘happy holidays’. I was so used to saying ‘Merry Christmas’ that I forgot once and said Merry Christmas to the wrong person. I never saw her back in the store again. No one should be offended – especially in this day and age.

  14. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Either Good Tidings or Season’s Greetings should be fairly inoffensive.

  15. jcm1655

    jcm1655 said, 12 months ago

    OH The PC Police will get you.

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