Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler

Moderately Confused

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  1. PoorPig

    PoorPig said, over 2 years ago

    How about “We’re glad to see you!”?

  2. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, over 2 years ago

    Or merely, “Put your keys in the bowl.”

  3. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, over 2 years ago

    I go with “Happy Holy Days”, enunciating carefully


    Covers everything and garners strange looks


    Win – Win

  4. rick scott

    rick scott GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Doctor Toon

    Isn’t that the origin of “holiday”?

  5. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, over 2 years ago

    @rick scott

    Yes it IS, but as I’m sure Doc would explain, it is NOT PC!


    I’m really getting fed up with all the PC nonsense myself. And like everything else, the media is only making it worse – look at that poor guy from Duck Dynasty (which I don’t watch, but one of my sons loves it!)

  6. Bears

    Bears GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I’m not a Christian, but I say Merry Christmas. I don’t think reasonable people should be offended by any heartfelt greeting. It’s the thought that counts!

  7. N T

    N T said, over 2 years ago

    As long as someone takes the time to offer a heartfelt wish of joy, who cares what they say? No need to be a jerk about it.

  8. Ajax 4Hire

    Ajax 4Hire said, over 2 years ago

    I say Merry Christmas.
    Say what is in your heart not what you think people want to hear.

  9. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Doctor Toon

    I like that.

  10. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Ajax 4Hire

    I like this, too.

  11. kea

    kea said, over 2 years ago

    @Bears

    Merry Christmas is not a Christian greeting. Feel free.

  12. Zin Rosenblum

    Zin Rosenblum said, over 2 years ago

    Throw them a curve ball – Happy Kwanzaa!

  13. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I agree with everyone. I used to work in retail and we were supposed to say ‘happy holidays’. I was so used to saying ‘Merry Christmas’ that I forgot once and said Merry Christmas to the wrong person. I never saw her back in the store again. No one should be offended – especially in this day and age.

  14. jcm1655

    jcm1655 said, over 2 years ago

    OH The PC Police will get you.

  15. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 2 years ago

    They’ll take what you give ’em and LIKE it.

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