Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler

Moderately Confused

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  1. Nelly55

    Nelly55 said, 12 months ago

    I think he minored in insufferable dweeb

  2. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    That’s a Pepsi Mr. Hip.

  3. 3hourtour

    3hourtour GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    ..I have a degree in Hip Replacement…

  4. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 12 months ago

    He did but he kept spilling his whine.

  5. The Impostor

    The Impostor GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I said a hip hop hip hip hop…

  6. thehag

    thehag said, 11 months ago

    More like; Big Gut No Shoulders.
    That shirt alone screams out of shape and checked out.

  7. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    { Band intro }
    So ya wanna dump out yo’ trick bag.
    Ease on in a hip thang,
    But you ain’t exactly sure what is hip.
    So you started to let your hair grow.
    Spent big bucks on your wardrobe.
    Somehow, ya know there’s much more to the trip.
    (Refrain #1)
    What is hip?
    Tell me, tell me, if you think you know.
    What is hip?
    If you’re really hip,
    the question, “Will it show?”
    You’re into a hip trip.
    Maybe hipper than hip.
    What is hip?
    { Trumpet solo/guitar solo }
    (Refrain #1 ends)
    You became a part of a new breed.
    Been smokin’ only the best weed.
    Hangin’ out with the so called “Hippie set.”
    Seen in all the right places.
    Seen with just the right faces.
    You should be satisfied, but it ain’t quite right.
    { refrain #1 }
    Come on!
    (Refrain #2)
    Hipness is. What it is!
    Hipness is. What it is!
    Hipness is. What it is!
    Sometimes hipness is, what it ain’t.
    (End refrain #2)
    { guitar solo }
    You went an’ found you a guru.
    In an effort to find you a new you,
    And maybe even manage to raise your conscious level.
    While you’re striving to find the right road,
    There’s one thing you should know,
    “What’s hip today, might become passe’.”

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