Mike Luckovich for April 24, 2013

Reading comprehension is obviously not one of your strong points.

Wow, the trolls are out in force today.

Onguard, could you at least take a look at the comic before you spew your mindless strawmen?

You commented on my originality by almost copying my sentence word for word. Ironic, no?

I either didn’t see it, or don’t recall it.

“So in other words, you think that any thing, anywhere, done with anyone or anything (such as a dog or a pony) is just fine and dandy?”If you think two consenting adults having sex is analogous to “any thing, anywhere, done with anyone or anything (such as a dog or a pony),” then you are one seriously perverse individual.

“He can learn how to be a liberal.”Or he can get a good college education. That tends to produce more liberals than conservatives.

Have you ever actually met any Boy Scouts?

“Of course, that is all the professers teach nowadays, Anthony; no scholars, just liberals..”I see you have no familiarization with higher education, Howie…which exemplifies my point.

If your gay, keep your hands off my grandma.

Mr. Luckovich: That is so to-the-point…excellent cartoon.

“The Girl Scouts is run better. Too bad they can’t open it up for boys.”Phrasing.