Mike Luckovich by Mike Luckovich

Mike Luckovich

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  1. Kit Walker

    Kit Walker GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Bush claims to be bi-lingual; if true, we have to assume one of those languages isn’t English.

  2. rossevrymn

    rossevrymn GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I funny liberal

  3. centaur1

    centaur1 said, over 3 years ago

    This is what you draw to detract from the lunacy of Obama’s administration?

  4. cjr53

    cjr53 said, over 3 years ago


    Or make comments like that to bury the idiocy of the prior occupant in the White House.

    shrubster said things like:

    “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” …George W. Bush
    “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.” …Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94
    “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.” …Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95
    “I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change.” …Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98
    “One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.” …Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93
    “Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.” …Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96
    “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “The future will be better tomorrow.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.” …Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97
    “People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.” …Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
    “We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “Public speaking is very easy.” …Governor George W. Bush to reporters
    “I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.” …George W. Bush
    “Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.” …Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96
    “We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” …Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97
    “For NASA, space is still a high priority.” …Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93
    “Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” …Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95
    “The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” …Governor George W. Bush
    “[It’s] time for the human race to enter the solar system.” …Governor George W. Bush

  5. Chillbilly

    Chillbilly said, over 3 years ago

    C- for Luckovich today. This was too easy/obvious.

  6. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 3 years ago

    I think we all agree
    The past is over.

    This is still a dangerous world.
    It’s a world of madmen
    And uncertainty
    And potential mental losses.

    Rarely is the question asked
    Is our children learning?
    Will the highways of the Internet
    Become more few?
    How many hands
    Have I shaked?

    They misunderestimate me.
    I am a pitbull on the pant leg
    Of opportunity.
    I know that the human being
    And the fish
    Can coexist.

    Families is where our nation
    Finds hope
    Where our wings take dream.

    Put food on your family!

    Knock down the tollbooth!
    Vulcanize Society!
    Make the pie higher!
    Make the pie higher!
    Major league.

    These actual quotations were aesthetically arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson in observance of National Poetry Month.

  7. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 3 years ago

    That’s the “poem” " Make the Pie Higher" by dubya.

  8. avarner

    avarner said, over 3 years ago

    Bush = Horrible – Saw his grades – not real good..

    Obama = Horrible – Can’t see his grades. Wonder why?

    Both these clowns make me nostalgic for Clinton..

  9. ABQJeff

    ABQJeff said, over 3 years ago

    There is a copy of “The Pet Goat.” The book he was holding upside down when he got the news about 9?11.

    (cut & paste the link)


  10. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 3 years ago

    Writings of Mass Deception?

  11. Tricia O

    Tricia O said, over 3 years ago

    It might be noted that the Library is in the final construction phases, and is expected to open on May 1, 2013.

  12. motivemagus

    motivemagus said, over 3 years ago

    Yes, that is what G. W. Bush did. And his father, G. H. W. Bush. Things would have been very different if the hardworking, honest, thrifty, and business-minded Governor Dukakis had been elected.

  13. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    “Books? What are books?”
    G.W. Bush

  14. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 3 years ago

    Tricia O: Mayday is appropriate.

  15. echoraven

    echoraven said, over 3 years ago

    Bill Clinton’s library is probably “adults only”

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