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   braindead08 said, 3 months ago

   Not bloody likely. They’ll prohibit hockey fights before that will happen.
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   wmconelly said, 3 months ago

   “It’s like in Proverbs,” Harbaugh said. "Where there is no vision, people perish … " He must’ve been talkin’ about politics though; it ain’t football season.
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   jonesb said, 3 months ago

   @braindead08

   It’s already happened.
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   Adrian Snare said, 3 months ago

   True football or soccer is advancing, ever so slowly…
   I never, in a thousand years, never thought that I would say this…
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   The Wolf In Your Midst said, 3 months ago

   Aw, come on! What fun is it watching modern-day gladiatorial combat if we don’t get to see somebody horribly maimed and carried off the battlefield?
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   SkepticCal said, 3 months ago

   @Adrian Snare

   I would rather have waited the thousand years for you to reveal unto us the truth. Thank You.
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   I Play One On TV said, 3 months ago

   Stupid idea. If you keep your head up, you will be clotheslined, or you will receive a vicious uppercut under your chin. Injuries will increase exponentially. Let’s hope this doesn’t see the light of day.
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   ahab said, 3 months ago

   @I Play One On TV

   Linemen should be replace with jockeys wearing Nurf® helmets. F=mass x acceleration
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   ahab said, 3 months ago

   @I Play One On TV

   …or naked cheerleaders.
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    I Play One On TV said, 3 months ago

    @ahab

    Naked cheerleaders would be my choice. And only show the game itself when the show returns from a commercial break. In other words, now we show a few seconds of cheerleaders and lots of football. Maybe it should be the other way around?
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    ahab said, 3 months ago

    @I Play One On TV

    The naked cheerleaders would have to get equal time in all fairness… with naked football players. That would limit some of the end zone dances!
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    MortyForTyrant said, 3 months ago

    Why protect an Americans brain?
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