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   Smythe Symble said, 7 months ago

   Try a sexy [fill-in this space] -Costume.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

   She doesn’t have to be a sexy maid. She could be a sexy cop, a sexy nurse, a sexy cheerleader, a sexy stewardess, a sexy cheerleader, a sexy teacher, a sexy cheerleader…
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   Alexikakos said, 7 months ago

   Think of a lemon and an angry cat.
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   sleeepy2 said, 7 months ago

   The worst I’ve seen this year is Sexy Hamburger costume. http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Hamburger-Costume.php?utm_source=googleps&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=googleps
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   cdward said, 7 months ago

   The sexy maid won’t win you a man – it might win you a one-night-stand, but not the relationship. Depends on what you want.
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   Finbar Gurdy said, 7 months ago

   @cdward

   Depends on how often you are the sexy maid methinks.
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   arsmall said, 7 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   …a sexy color coded terrorist alert scale.
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   Doctor Toon said, 7 months ago

   Any costume Lila wears becomes a sexy fill-in-the-blank costume by default, because Lila is in it
   

   
   My wife has the same problem, I’m not complaining
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   Redkaycei Repoc said, 7 months ago

   How about a sexy color-coded terrorist alert scale?
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    Lila is not amused.
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    slypuma said, 7 months ago

    Not sure that attracts the right kind of man…
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    lambertman said, 7 months ago

    Is the right kind of man one that is not interested in the female body? Confused.
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    T.E. Lawrence said, 7 months ago

    Go dressed up as a Playboy Bunny, Lila! You’ll win a prize, and a man.
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    Neo Blakkrstal said, 7 months ago

    @Smythe Symble

    Exactly, a short, skimpy (fill in the blank with costume character of choice). Works every time.
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    lily245pj said, 7 months ago

    Don’t listen to him Lila.
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