Matt Wuerker for May 11, 2015
Transcript:
Dept. of Homeland Security Hatches a New Plan... Stephan Pastis is at a drawing table in a circle with arrows leading to it, as though he is bait. Signs point to him and say he's a cartoonist about to draw Muhammad. The military hides behind brick walls nearby, ready to shoot anyone who comes near him.
The Alamo; Texans got their butts kicked. Civil War; Texans got their butts kicked. Not a good record for starting fights, especially with a federal government that most of your industries depend on for their survival. Defense, space, oil, agriculture, are where Texas gets its revenue stream, and as a “western” state, at the same time a “southern” state, sucking on the government teat is only done under a blanket, called the lone star flag.